Posted on November 30, 2012 8 Comments
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Silva, that beats lying next to a friend of yours squeezing the tube thingy they give you to hold in your fist to aid blood flow and singing “Push It” by Salt ‘N Pepa…..
Bwahaha! I had a lady take my blood one time, and she was digging the needle around in my arm for at least a minute. Then, she asked me if I wanted to watch the blood going into the vile because “it’s so cool when it squirts in there.” I nearly passed out from being so completely grossed out!
Oh, Lord. That COMMENT almost made me pass out! 🙂
If I ever get past that big honkin’ needle they stuck in my arm the first (and to date only) time, maybe I’ll take these into consideration.
You should do it! It’s not so bad, and you can save lives while eating free, slightly stale sandwiches! Score!
Hahaaaa! Okay, I was teetering back and forth about the perks of giving blood…maybe I should??? Maybe I shouldn’t??? Then, I read how I could free a pint of space in my body that could be filled with superior items like wine or spinach dip, and it was all over. I’m giving blood tomorrow! And I just bought one of those nice boxes of wine and some spinach dip.
Yes, the boxes can be quite luxurious. Might I recommend a gas station big gulp cup and some ice for a no fuss, no muss night of wine drinking out on the town? Cool Whip containers full of leftover spinach dip also make for a nice impromptu snack in your jail cell when you get picked up and are left wondering why your tolerance was so low the day you gave blood. Enjoy! 😉
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